Breaking stones
with your long john bones
Giving up prostitutes
on the microwave loans

Taking shimmy jimmies in
on a Saturday night
Coasting on good luck
with the facts on a Lite-Brite

Hold the phone
Someone's calling in from Rome
Gotta take out the flash
Before the camera moans

In a minute with a priest
Turned sideways
Approaching high altitudes
on the Cali bays

I see
The lights on me
I give 'em what I want
and they take it away from me

Wishing I wasn't here anymore
Wishing I wasn't here anymore

Keeping up
with the nearest intersection
Timing all of your food
to your kitchen's ovulation

Beating a dead horse's ass
Until it's bleeding new jokes
Making Monty Python choke

I'm an unusual man with unusual taste
If you cook up something good
I'll make sure it goes to waste

Now about that loan
It'll cost you three pints
of wine
Interjected with some full blooded crime

Wishing I wasn't here anymore
Wishing I wasn't here anymore

Breaking stones
with your long john bones
Giving up prostitutes
on the microwave loans

Taking shimmy jimmies in
on a Saturday night
Coasting on good luck
with the facts on a Lite-Brite

Living on the edge
Living on the edge
Living on the edge
Living on the edge