Rebecca Radish lived in the ground
Her parents were two peas in a pod
Her older brother was the great Billy Beet
He never had to work for a thing

Poor Rebecca, poor Rebecca
Loved, but not as much as she could be

Rebecca Radish had many chores
And not a soul who could lend her an ear
Mom and dad always said to cheer
But all she could give was radish juice tears

Sweet Rebecca, sweet Rebecca
Loved, but not as much as she wants

Rebecca Radish had so few friends
Her only company was Tom
But Tom was getting hungry again
And Rebecca knows that means she'll be gone

Run Rebecca, run Rebecca
Run! Get outta there!

Rebecca Radish ran far away
And no-one seemed to miss her a bit
She found a garden and she might stay
But the other vegetables throw jealous fits

"Leave Rebecca, Leave Rebecca"
They said, as Rebecca dashed away

Rebecca Radish tripped on the ground
She looked up only to see Farmer Green
Smirking with the ugliest smile
He held his hoe to the skies with glee

Scream Rebecca, scream Rebecca
Scream, as it's all you can do

Rebecca Radish felt all alone
She couldn't trust anyone anymore
Her ego tempered but not atoned
As dreams got shattered right to the core

Sad Rebecca, sad Rebecca
Hope... but hope never gives!

Rebecca Radish climbed her way to the pot
And gave recourse to jump in the soup
"Please Rebecca, I'd miss you a lot"
Billy Beet screamed as he ran for the root

Love Rebecca, love Rebecca
Love, that's what you stick around for