Introducing capitalism
To the unsuspecting man
with the children out of reach
so you can turn off the engine fan

And when the water - isn't finished
You get a Communism Hoe-Down
with some cole slaw spinnach

I'm a dancer
A lancer
An old-timey prancer

But I won't take no for an answer

If you think you can ever count on me
Count your blessings
'cause the moon is coming down
and it's bringing second-guessings

Tylenol on my brain
Tylenol in my heart
My lungs are filled with cocaine
But my intestines are filled with shame

Defining what is cold and what is hot
isn't all that hard to do
You take the good and the bad
and mix it in a stew

Give or take, all the things that you've seen
Make a microwave fridge
look like a macrowade spleen

I'm a liar
A tryer
and a washer disher dryer

But I don't give a shit about your crying

When the world goes under
You can drive to Australia
You asshole

(I'm outta here)

Tylenol on my brain
Tylenol in my heart
My lungs are filled with cocaine
But my intestines are filled with shame

Tylenol on my brain
Tylenol in my heart
My lungs are filled with cocaine
But my intestines are filled with shame